unclefather:

ketarninequeen:

unclefather:

I forgot the word shampoo so I wrote “hair wash” on the grocery list

what would u write if u forgot the word “tampons”?

Vagina plugs

6/11/13 6:35 pm

kpups:

holy shit the ts entertainment channel on youtube got  terminated

6/11/13 6:34 pm

alwaysdrinkingpolyjuicepotion:

An oxytocin molecule, the hormone that makes one fall in love.

6/11/13 6:33 pm

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

6/11/13 6:31 pm

cohkaine:

how cool would it be to have someone secretly love you like someone who just watches you do stupid stuff and appreciates every little thing about you and even if they see you trip over your own feet they’ll still smile because they love you but they’re too afraid to tell you 

6/11/13 6:31 pm

hom3stuck-pon3:

i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long

6/11/13 6:27 pm

buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

6/11/13 6:27 pm

saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

6/11/13 6:27 pm

rumour:

do people actually kiss each other in the mornin when they wake up like without brushing their teeth

6/11/13 6:26 pm